| 00:06:07 | |
| Garfield | Ahem. Excuse me. |
| Garfield | Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| Garfield | I was hoping you'd say yes. |
| Garfield | You have made me so very cat happy. |
| 00:08:17 | |
| Garfield | You hear me, warden! |
| Garfield | I have the right to remain silent! |
| Garfield | Anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law! |
| 00:35:03 | |
| Garfield | (farts) |
| dog | Ooh! Blimey. |
| Garfield | Pardon. |
| dog | Well struck, sire. Good tone. Smooth finish. |
| 00:54:54 | |
| cop | Okay, well, fortunately, Scotland Yard isn't very busy this week. |
| cop | So, uh, we'll put together a task force and our best men |
| cop | and turn all our resources and attention towards finding your fat cat. |
| Jon | Really? |
| cop | No. |
| 01:06:00 | |
| Garfield | Aha! I so knew you weren't me. |
| Prince | And you must be Garfield. |
| Garfield | How do you know my name? |
| Prince | I've lived your life for the past few days. |
