| 00:02:52 | |
| He hurdles Pikes Peak. | |
| He hurdles the Grand Canyon. | |
| He hurdles Mount Everest. | |
| Carl | Ow. |
| He goes around Mount Everest. | |
| Is there nothing he cannot do? | |
| 00:15:33 | |
| Russell | Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? |
| Russell | I could help you cross the street. |
| Russell | I could... help you cross your yard. |
| Russell | I could... help you cross your porch. |
| Russell | Well, I gotta help you cross something. |
| Carl | No. I'm doing fine. |
| 00:34:06 | |
| Carl | Hey, let's play a game. |
| Carl | It's called "See who can be quiet the longest." |
| Russell | Cool! My mom loves that game! |
| 00:35:21 | |
| Russell | I don't wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? |
| Carl | Russell, if you don't hurry up, the tigers will eat you. |
| Russell | There are no tigers in South America. |
| Russell | Zoology. |
| 00:41:08 | |
| Russell | Sit, boy. |
| Russell | Hey, look, he's trained. |
| Russell | Shake. |
| Russell | Speak. |
| dog | Hi, there. |
| Carl | Did that dog just say "Hi, there"? |
| dog | Oh, yes. |
| 00:42:06 | |
| dog | May I take your bird back to camp as my prisoner? |
| Carl | Yes, yes, take it. |
| Carl | And on the way, learn how to bark like a real dog. |
| dog | I can bark, woof-woof... |
| dog | And here's howling... |
| 00:47:13 | |
| Russell | Yeah, but can I tell you a secret? |
| Carl | No. |
| Russell | All right. Here it goes. |
| Russell | I never actually built a tent before. |
| Russell | There, I said it. |
