| 00:05:53 | |
| Megamind | Our battles quickly got more elaborate. |
| Megamind | He would win some. |
| Megamind | I would almost win others. |
| 00:17:09 | |
| Metro Man | Justice is a noncorrosive metal. |
| Megamind | But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil. |
| Metro Man | Well, I think your warranty is about to expire. |
| Megamind | Maybe I got an extended warranty? |
| Metro Man | Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose. |
| 00:17:46 | |
| Megamind | Ready the death ray, Minion. |
| Megamind | Fire! |
| Megamind | Minion. Fire? |
| Minion | It's still warming up, sir. |
| 00:18:19 | |
| Megamind | I told you to have things ready. |
| Megamind | I told you countless times. |
| Minion | Why do you always blame me? |
| Megamind | My spider bite is acting up. |
| 00:34:32 | |
| Megamind | OK. There's no way she'll find the secret entrance. |
| Roxanne | There's a doormat here that says "Secrit Entrance"! |
| Megamind | Minion! |
| Minion | I kept forgetting where it was. |
| 00:40:05 | |
| Hal | Is this a robbery? |
| Hal | Cause the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me. |
| 00:45:28 | |
| Hal | Hey, what's the T stand for? |
| Megamind | Tighten. |
| Hal | Tighten? What's that supposed to mean? |
| Megamind | It was the only name I could trademark. |
| 01:15:56 | |
| Megamind | You dare challenge Megamind? |
| Hal | This town isn't big enough for two super-villains! |
| Megamind | Oh, you're a villain all right! |
| Megamind | Just not a super one! |
| Hal | Yeah? What's the difference? |
| Megamind | Presentation! |
