| 00:06:15 | |
| teacher | Michael, what do you have to say for yourself? |
| Mike | How do I become a Scarer? |
| 00:07:19 | |
| Mike | I wish you all the best. |
| Mike | Thank you all so much! |
| driver | I'm welling up with tears. |
| driver | Now, get off. |
| 00:10:32 | |
| rooster | The Scare Games! |
| rooster | A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year! |
| host | You could totally die. |
| rooster | And it's worth it. |
| 00:12:28 | |
| snail | Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day! |
| snail | I made it! My first day of class! |
| cleaner | Uh, the school year's over, son. |
| cleaner | You missed it. |
| 00:22:11 | |
| 00:36:53 | |
| Squishy | Will you defend it no matter how dangerous? |
| Squishy | No matter how insurmountable the odds may be? |
| Squishy | From evils both great and small? |
| Squishy | Oh, forget it! You're in. |
| 00:40:50 | |
| rooster | The stinging glow urchin! |
| rooster | Trust me when I say, |
| rooster | you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy! |
| Art | I want to touch it. |
| host | And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends. |
| Art | Yeah, I want to touch them. |
| 00:44:29 | |
| rooster | Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games! |
| rooster | It's a miracle! |
| Dean | Your luck will run out, eventually. |
| 01:07:33 | |
| Monsters University | |
| We give our heart to you | |
| Wherever children are dreaming | |
| We'll bring them nightmares, too | |
| Oh, Monsters University | |
| Alma Mater hail to you | |
| 01:19:49 | |
| Don | Ahem! |
| Don | Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day. |
| Don | How many times have you asked yourself the following question... |
| Dean | Arrest him. |
| Don | Pardon? |
| guard | Spread them, pops! |
| Don | Do you mind? |
| guard | Don't move! |
