| 00:04:00 | |
| George | What is happening right now? |
| Harold | I don't know. |
| George | Do you think he fell asleep with his eyes open? |
| Harold | Maybe. Let's try and leave and see what happens. |
| 00:11:56 | |
| Captain | Quick announcement. |
| Captain | Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is no longer with us. |
| girl | He's dead? |
| Captain | What? No. Not like that. |
| Captain | He wanted to spend Saturday with his family. |
| Captain | So I fired him. |
| Captain | I'll find a replacement next week. |
| 00:20:54 | |
| George | Hello. If you would like the chance to win one billion dollars, |
| George | please hold for one of our representatives. |
| assistant | :D |
| 01:00:52 | |
| professor | Oh, sorry. Are you stuck on hold? |
| assistant | Mmm-hmm. |
| professor | Oh, totally hate when that happens. |
| professor | Well, good luck with that. |
| 00:26:06 | |
| Captain | Poor soul. You're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison. |
| Captain | What's that? I can't hear you. |
| Captain | But I see your tears. |
| Captain | Fear not, for I will set you free! |
| clown | Ow! |
| 00:26:41 | |
| Captain | Halt! |
| George | What? |
| Captain | Do you sense that? |
| George | No. |
| Captain | Well, of course you don't. |
| Captain | You're not a superhero like me. |
| Captain | Come, sidekicks. Evil lurks within! |
| Harold | Oh, no! |
| George | Where'd he go now? |
| Captain | To the sky! |
| Harold | You'd think a guy like him would be easy to find. |
| George | Found him. |
| 00:41:15 | |
| Captain | Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second. |
| Harold | Tell me about it. |
| Captain | What? Who do you think... |
| Harold | Oh, okay. Maybe we could fix this if we just... |
| Captain | Can you hear me? |
| Harold | No, that'll never work. |
| Captain | I'm sitting right here. |
